Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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