There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We left an ass print on the piano.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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