I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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