She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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