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What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wish you could order shots online.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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