I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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