hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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