ya dads aren't the best wingmen
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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