There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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