No awkward lesbian experiences without me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Terrible idea I love it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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