question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
