Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
