We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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