Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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