all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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