I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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