Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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