I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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