So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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