I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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