I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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