bring money and cleavage
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
This is the high leading the old right now
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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