Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You were trust falling into bushes
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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