whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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