two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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