I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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