Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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