She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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