Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Randomize
