During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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