go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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