Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
third nipple confirmed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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