so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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