Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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