In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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