So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I need a burrito and a hug.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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