brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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