these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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