Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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