I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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