There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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