There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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