I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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