I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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