I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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