He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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