Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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