no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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