no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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