That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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